Monthly Archives: August 2010

Clambo

Yesterday I partook in a true Rhode Island tradition. I went quahogging. A quahog is a hard shell clam. It is a very tasty shellfish. I have been hooked on these little suckers ever since I was a baby girl. … Continue reading

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Goin To Hang With The Good Ol’ Boys

Tonight I’m off to the honky tonk. Yes I am channeling the red neck in me and heading out to a good ol’ boys tavern to meet a high school friend of mine. I got to thinking how different it … Continue reading

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How Did Anyone Ever Survive?

I was recently at a store and for some reason the shopping carts caught my attention. I looked at the cart and said to my husband, “You know, it just dawned on me that kids don’t sit in the big … Continue reading

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Survival – A Post Mortem

Today I had my bridal shower. It was small, intimate and most important, bearable. My mom cooked for about 20 people although we only had 6 people coming. Everyone got their requisite 3 pounds of left-overs – you never leave … Continue reading

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Pin The Tail On The Bride….Good God NO!

My mom and I have had recent arguments over what constitutes a bridal shower.  Personally, I’m not a fan even though in my entire adult life I have never been to one.  I probably didn’t go to one as a … Continue reading

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Fattie Convos Just Never Gets Old

I am officially obsessed with fat.  Getting fat, losing fat and eating fat.  It’s not just me, it is the whole country.   Since moving to the Midwest, I eat more per day than I ever have in my entire life … Continue reading

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The Top Ten Reason’s Today’s Blog Sucks:

10.  I ate one of those millions of the recalled salmonella laced eggs and am just not up to the task 9.  Top tens lists for blogs always suck 8.  I really needed more cowbell to continue, but I couldn’t … Continue reading

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Today Was Killer

I knew I had to do it or maybe it was more of a want or a driving need perhaps.  It was definitely something that called to me.  For months I couldn’t face it, so I avoided it.  The time … Continue reading

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How Do People Make It Through Life?

Why do I always pick the wrong line to check out in?  Without fail, I get in the line that takes 10 times longer than all the other lines.   As I stand there waiting I begin to ponder the impending … Continue reading

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I Think A Krispy Kreme Burger Sounds Tasty

To quote Homer Simpson “MMMMMMMmmmm Donuts,” now imagine a nice slice of beef with chocolate covered bacon wedged between two slices of the donut.  Is your mouth watering yet?  Not so much?  I don’t blame you, it’s absolutely disgusting.  If … Continue reading

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